Random Idea: Beautiful Agony

Posted by on September 11, 2013
'An Old Book' by Daehyun Park on Flickr

‘An Old Book’ by Daehyun Park on Flickr

This is part of a series of RPG characters, creatures, items, and locations inspired by random entries from Wikipedia. The material I create may grow distant from its roots.

Today we have Beautify Agony, a reference to a video website wherein users post videos of themselves achieving orgasm (just their faces).

This is a tough one, so let’s dig deeply into every paragraph. Ah! “Most contributions include a separate short film called a “confession” of the individual discussing their views on sexuality and sharing descriptions of their sexual experiences.”


They say, as Pope Liberius lay dying, his confessor committed a grave sin: he wrote down the confession. This document, the Liberian Confession, is said to contain secrets that would rock the Christian world to its core. Some believe that it even reveals details of a secret Catholic breeding program, carefully arranging marriages to breed the Antichrist and thus more quickly usher in the End Times.

Now, eccentric robotics billionaire John Talon has learned of the secret location of the Liberian Confession, and he’s sending you to get it. It was under transport to a remote Catholic storage bunker deep in South America when its plane crashed deep in Peru. It is guarded by members of OSMTH, a modern incarnation of the Knights Templar who serve the Church as paramilitary guards and guns-for-hire.

Good luck!

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